Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal →
Unboxing the Verizon Droid: the Pictures - Droid... →
I NEED THIS PHONE.
Total Cost of Ownership: Motorola Droid versus... →
I really want the Droid now.
Vickery: who was Americas biggest celebrity in the 1920s?
Someone in class: Calvin Coolidge.
Vickery: Definitely. Not. Coolidge.
Hannah: How bad is your fever? Is it bad enough that you can't be awesome while having it?
Me: I am too sick to get up and put in a star trek DVD I got in netflix to watch. If that tells you anything.
Hannah: omg that tells me a lot. Please don't die.
turns out love does have a price →
jammons: and that price is £163,424.
Carbon dating put the shroud of Turin about 1300 years after Jesus was on earth....– Stephen Colbert
Guest: We used to whisper "they're a homosexual."
Colbert: I would never whisper, I always point and yelled.
What name is this? Tony Hank???– My mom, looking at Tony Hawk clothing in Khols.
Great quote from "Zulu"
Lieutenant John Chard: The army doesn't like more than one disaster in a day.
Bromhead: Looks bad in the newspapers and upsets civilians at their breakfast.
All my friends are forward thinking, getting hitched and quitting drinking– Ben Gibbard “I Was Once A Loyal Lover”
I live for this. NLDS St. Louis Cardinals vs. Los Angeles Dodgers Philadelphia Phillies vs. Colorado Rockies ALDS Boston Red Sox vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim New York Yankees vs Minnesota Twins NLCS prediction: Cardinals vs. Phillies ALCS prediction: Yankees vs. Red Sox
Safari has failed me. I am switching to Firefox.
Opening a clif bar in the middle of August’s presentation is the loudest noise ever.
'Arrested Development' script in works →
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything … and just may get some of it back.
I have had this song stuck in my head ever since...
Will totally just cockblocked me from making that kill!!!– John Parker - to Will Retherford while playing Halo.
All I want to do is impress you, John.– Will Retherford - to John Parker in Halo.
Oh…Kylie. Those shorts are dangerous.– Adrien Lee
7 Secrets Only Two Living People Know (For Some... →
“It’s nobody’s fault, I did this myself. I paid for last night with a week’s worth of wealth. It seemed at the time that it was worth what it cost. But my head hurts remembering the memories I lost. They say with my English charm, That by the end of the night I’d have one on each arm. Girls bought me drinks, and they tempted me in. But then sent me home spinning all...